Nurse: Are you ready?
Me: I suppose so. It’s been a while since I’ve had this done.
Nurse: You’re not going to piss the floor are you?
Me: Well, I wasn’t planning on it.
Nurse: Don’t worry, I’m very gentile.
Me: I’m still allowed to say “ouch” aren’t I?
Nurse: Are you ok?
Me: Yep. The anticipation is always worse than the real thing.
[Vial number 2 finishes filling. Needle comes out.]
Nurse: There. See? Absolutely painless, right?
Me: Well I wouldn’t say painless, but it could have been a lot worse.
Nurse: Ok, you’re all set. Have a nice day.