Random Thoughts on Europe

1. America is bad at food.

2. If you’re a tourist you’re a target.

3. French is an ugly language.

4. Italians always sound like they’re yelling at each other.

5. There are “little flush” and “big flush” options.

6. I like that people sit and chat with post-dinner coffee.

7. Public transportation is good.

8. Warm milk? No problem.

9. Boobs aren’t that big of deal.

10. Italian Pizza FTW.